Miley Cyrus on the balcony of her hotel in Miami (5/17)
If you were in Miami today and wondered how it could possibly be raining with nary a cloud in the sky, that was actually Miley Cyrus' spit. Might want to go take a shower.
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: But Billy Ray told me Miley swallows . . .
*17 Miley Cyrus pictures total in the gallery:
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in London (5/16)
You know how when someone has leprosy or bird flu you don't want to go near them because you don't want to catch leprosy or bird flu? That's pretty much how the A-list of Hollywood views Kim Kardashian now. It's
why she wasn't invited to the Met Gala last week:
"[Kanye West] asked [designer Tory Burch] if Kim could accompany him as his date," a fashion insider tells In Touch. "There was nothing Tory could do against Anna's wishes, but if Kanye had requested to invite a well-liked celebrity, it surely wouldn't have been an issue ... [Kim] was so upset that he went to the Met event without her."
And why all of her famous friends are abandoning her now:
After Kim's quickie divorce filing, her onetime friends began abandoning her in droves, with former pals like Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and Eva Longoria keeping their distance. Kim's splashy TV wedding "didn't sit well" with Gwyneth Paltrow either. "She'd die if she were photographed next to Kim," a pal tells In Touch. "She hates what she stands for."
Sadly, Kim is far from well-liked these days. "She's always wanted to surround herself with famous people, but they don't want anything to do with her anymore," confides a source close to the 31-year-old.
It's finally here. It's Armageddon time for Kim. Not in the biblical sense, I just mean that the only thing that Kim K really loves (celebrity) is telling her to piss off. Honestly, I saw this coming. With its relentless self-promotion, the Kardashian train was a monster, but even monster trains run out of steam. As we all know, once a train stops moving they're nearly impossible to get going again (trust me when I tell you that Kim is an expert at pulling trains). Anyways, thank the good Lord for Nickelodeon and Disney. Between them pumping out whores and the current batch of skanks in the lineup, good ol' Celebslam is gonna have an up summer, recession be damned.
*20 Kim Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Minka Kelly Minka Kelly shopping in Beverly Hills (5/16)
*10 Minka Kelly pictures total in the gallery:
Linda Hogan and Charley Hill in Malibu last year Camelot is no more. 52-year-old Linda Hogan and 23-year-old Charley Hill have called off their engagement. Is this the end of love as we know it? Via the
New York Daily News:
Linda announced on Facebook Tuesday: "Ok... My status has changed. I am now single. After the great therapy we had together and time to think and concentrate on who we are and who we want to be, Charley and I decided that we should each travel through life in different directions."
Linda Hogan and Hill, who is one year younger than the Hogans' daughter Brooke, began dating four years ago and revealed their engagement in 2010. Though the couple was set to be married last summer on Linda Hogan’s yacht Alimony, the pair opted to go to therapy instead, a decision that they spoke about on VH1’s "Couples Therapy."
Aw, this makes me sad. If a relationship as strong as Linda Hogan and Charley Hill couldn't make it, then what hope is there for the rest of us? The timing couldn't be worse for Charley. Who's gonna give him a ride to the Boy Scouts of America Jamboree? It's in West Virginia next year, and he's up to receive the coveted David Gest merit badge AND a Kevin Federline patch. Hmm, maybe Rue Mcclanahan can give him a ride if she's not too busy.
UPDATE: Rue McClanahan is busy being dead. My bad.
*10 Linda Hogan pictures total in the gallery:
Sofia Vergara out and about in New York (5/16)
Sofia Vergara was spotted in New York yesterday with the top of her pants unbuttoned. Settle down pervert, I know what you're thinking: Sofia just had sex in a bathroom stall with a guy she met on craigslist. And you know what? You're exactly right, my friend. You're exactly right.
*5 Sofia Vergara pictures total in the gallery:
Eva Longoria at NBC's Upfront Presentation in New York (5/14)
Eva Longoria has a crush on a *gasp* reality star. Yikes. I'd rather tell my parents I was in love with a gay porn star like Mitch Cockthrust than a reality star. From the
National Enquirer:
Even though [Eva] now appears to be back with singer Eduardo Cruz, she "fell hard" for Dallas stud Ben Patton after interviewing him for her upcoming NBC dating show, "Ready for Love," says an insider. Eva was spotted kissing him at the L.A. Zoo on April 16, just days before unveiling Ben as one of the three bachelors on the "Today" show.
"Eva first met Ben during the early stages of casting in L.A. back in January, but when they reunited in New York, it was as if they were a couple," said an insider. " They have a lot in common - they're both from Texas, they're close in age, they're hardworking and driven, and they're both gorgeous. Eva was so smitten she told Ben, 'I should just take you for myself, but then I wouldn't have a TV show!'"
Oh boy, the beginning of the end is here for
Eva Longoria. The dirt on the
Desperate Housewives grave is still fresh, but she's already going down this road? Eva's been a solid C-lister for the entire run of
DH, so I don't see the need to jump into reality TV shenanigans (i.e. fucking the help -- let's be honest, that's exactly what she's doing). The only thing real about reality TV are the demons you eventually fight on
Celebrity Rehab, THEN YOU DIE. OK, I might have skipped a step or two, but I'm just playing the odds. I don't want that for Eva. I've personally spilled too much seed in her honor and would hate it if her staff finds her at an L.A. hotel face down with her feet sticking out of the tub. I'd probably be upset for at least a day or two, but then I'd move on to plan B and shoot goo to the cast of
Modern Family.
*10 Eva Longoria pictures total in the gallery:
Brad Pitt in New Orleans (3/9)
Angelina Jolie bought Brad Pitt his very own helicopter. Did I mention Brad Pitt, the actor, is not an experienced helicopter pilot? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? No, I mean
besides a fiery death. From
The Sun:
Angelina Jolie certainly doesn’t mess around when it comes to boys’ toys. She has forked out almost 1 million pounds on a helicopter and flying lessons for fiance Brad Pitt - and it’s not even his birthday.
A source said of the movie couple: "They’ve had a helicopter pad installed in the grounds of their south of France home, Chateau Miraval. So Ange thought it would be nice to buy Brad a helicopter as a surprise present. In particular, they would like to be able to fly to and from Cannes. But even though Brad has his private pilot’s licence, he still needs to take a few flying lessons - which he’ll start straight away."
That's great, isn't if, folks? Sure, there's a recession going on and a couple of you might be reading this as a way to blow off some steam from being jobless. And maybe yours truly has to make due with a mix of ketchup and mustard for sustenance every couple of weeks because sometimes things are slow. To show solidarity with the working stiffs, what does the former Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees buy for Willy? On a whim, no less? The scarecrow buys him a helicopter. A FUCKING HELICOPTER. Now that's the kind of over-the-top obscene decadence that only a one percenter can appreciate. Touche, Angie. The next time you lecture America about forgiving debt to Third World countries, can you do me a favor? Save the speech and skip a meal. You're
almost 100 pounds, tubby.
*15 Brad Pitt pictures total in the gallery:
Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 16
LeAnn Rimes leaving Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood (
pics start here)
Khloe Kardashian out and about in L.A. (
pics start here)
Naya Rivera leaving the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in New York (
pics start here)
Alec Baldwin and his fiancee
Hilaria Thomas out and about during the Cannes Film Festival in France (
pics start here)
Nicki Minaj arriving at Syndey International Airport in Australia (
pics start here)
Emma Roberts leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills (
pics start here)
January Jones leaving Trader Joe's in Silver Lake (
pics start here)
Actress
Toni Collette on the set of
Hitchcock in L.A. (
pics start here)
Mel Gibson leaving the Shelbourne Hotel in Dublin, Ireland (
pics start here)
Soleil Moon Frye arriving for a flight at LAX airport (
pics start here)
Rose McGowan leaving a gym in L.A. (
pics start here)
Bill Murray out and about during the Cannes Film Festival in France (
pics start here)
Reality star
Katie Price arriving for a flight at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas (
pics start here)
*117 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:
What TV host do those legs belong to? Identity revealed on PAGE 2 (click the picture to jump) . . . + Miley flashing some boobage [
The Superficial]
+ April Rose is ridiculously hot [
Linkiest]
+ Jennifer Lopez looking sorta sexy in a swimsuit [
Celebuzz]
+ Remember that one ho? [
Busted Coverage]
+ Georgia Salpa has a huge rack [
Drunken Stepfather]
+ Hayden Panettiere in a sexy little dress [
Popoholic]
+ Emma Roberts needs a freaking tan [
Hollywood Tuna]
+ Reminder: Lindsay Lohan has breasts [
Pick Me Up News]
+ The. Fuck? [
moejackson]
+ George Clooney has a new bitch [
Dlisted]
+ Is that Dr. Oz's dick? [
The Blemish]
+ Jessica Alba bringing the sexy to magazines [
CityRag]
+ Nice to meet you, cleavage [
Double Viking]
*16 pictures total in the gallery: